"I needed a password eight characters long, so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."
"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what you start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already."
"Whoever said ‘nothing is impossible’ obviously hasn’t tried nailing jelly to a tree."
|Maps & Leaflets|
|BMAA modern leaflet 16/05/2011||16/05/2011|
|BMAA old leaflet PDF 16/05/2011||16/05/2011|
|Dig for victory GIF 16/05/2011||16/05/2011|
|Grow for winter 16/05/2011||16/05/2011|
|Plan to grow all year 16/05/2011||16/05/2011|
|BMAA Insurance Certificate 2019 08/03/2019||08/03/2019|
|BMAA Insurance Certificate 2018 15/02/2018||15/02/2018|
|BMAA Insurance Certificate 2017 28/01/2017||28/01/2017|
|BMAA Insurance Certificate 2016 28/01/2016||28/01/2016|
|BMAA Insurance Certificate 2014 31/01/2014||31/01/2014|
|BMAA Insurance Certificate 2012 16/02/2012||16/02/2012|
|BMAA Insurance Certificate 2011 10/06/2011||10/06/2011|
|BMAA H&S Policy 2018 13/09/2018||13/09/2018|
|BMAA Emergency Action Plan 2018 13/09/2018||13/09/2018|
|BMAA Procedures 2018 14/08/2018||14/08/2018|
|BMAA Data Protection Policy V2 18/06/2018||18/06/2018|
|BMAA Constitution 08/04/2018||08/04/2018|
|BMAA Rules V3 29/10/2016||29/10/2016|
|BMAA Structure Rules 14/10/2014||14/10/2014|
|LCC Structure Rules date posted14/10/2014 14/10/2014||14/10/2014|
"A clever man commits no minor blunders."
"What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish."
"Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, they won't be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you'll have their shoes."