"Why don’t blind people skydive? Because it scares the crap out of the dog."
"You are never too old to learn something stupid."
"A bargain is something you do not need at a price you cannot resist."
"Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever."
"Why is it that most nudists are people you don’t want to see naked?"
"You ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you’ve had?"