"I needed a password eight characters long, so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."
"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what you start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already."
"Whoever said ‘nothing is impossible’ obviously hasn’t tried nailing jelly to a tree."
|BMAA Helper Form 14/05/2015||14/05/2015|
|LCC Qualifying Benefits Form 14/05/2015||14/05/2015|
|BMAA Structure Application Form 14/10/2014||14/10/2014|
|BMAA Meeting Template 01/01/2010||01/01/2010|
|LCC & L&DAGF|
|LDAGF Letter About Rent Increases 09/11/2013||09/11/2013|
|Maps & Leaflets|
|BMAA Allotment Map 30/07/2017||30/07/2017|
|Japanese Knotweed Leaflet 27/07/2012||27/07/2012|
|Horsetail Leaflet 27/07/2012||27/07/2012|
|Himalayan Balsam Leaflet 25/07/2012||25/07/2012|
|BMAA modern leaflet 16/05/2011||16/05/2011|
|BMAA old leaflet PDF 16/05/2011||16/05/2011|
|Dig for victory GIF 16/05/2011||16/05/2011|
|Grow for winter 16/05/2011||16/05/2011|
|Plan to grow all year 16/05/2011||16/05/2011|
|BMAA Insurance Certificate 2018 15/02/2018||15/02/2018|
|BMAA Insurance Certificate 2017 28/01/2017||28/01/2017|
|BMAA Insurance Certificate 2016 28/01/2016||28/01/2016|
|BMAA Insurance Certificate 2014 31/01/2014||31/01/2014|
|BMAA Insurance Certificate 2012 16/02/2012||16/02/2012|
|BMAA Insurance Certificate 2011 10/06/2011||10/06/2011|
"A clever man commits no minor blunders."
"What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish."
"Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, they won't be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you'll have their shoes."