"My friends have just started a new band called “Duvet”. They’re a cover band."
"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat minor."
"A musician told me he was going to hit me with the neck of his guitar. I replied, “Is that a fret?"
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"People ask me are you an optimist? And I say, I hope so."
"My mother made us eat all sorts of vitamins and supplements. One day I nearly choked on part of The Sunday Times."
"I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers."