"I needed a password eight characters long, so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."
"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what you start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already."
"Whoever said ‘nothing is impossible’ obviously hasn’t tried nailing jelly to a tree."
|BMAA Newsletter Early Spring 2017 V3 24/03/2017||24/03/2017|
|BMAA Newsletter Autumn 2016 V7 24/11/2016||24/11/2016|
|BMAA Newsletter Spring March 2016 23/03/2016||23/03/2016|
|BMAA Newsletter Spring 2016 13/02/2016||13/02/2016|
|BMAA Newsletter Summer2 V3 2015 03/10/2015||03/10/2015|
|BMAA Newsletter Summer3 V3 2015 03/10/2015||03/10/2015|
|BMAA Newsletter Summer 2015 09/07/2015||09/07/2015|
|BMAA Data Protection Policy V2 04/07/2018||04/07/2018|
|BMAA Tenancy Agreement Form 17/07/2015||17/07/2015|
|BMAA Committee Nomination Form 15/07/2015||15/07/2015|
|BMAA Application Form 13/07/2015||13/07/2015|
|BMAA Helper Form 14/05/2015||14/05/2015|
|LCC Qualifying Benefits Form 14/05/2015||14/05/2015|
|BMAA Structure Application Form 14/10/2014||14/10/2014|
|BMAA Meeting Template 01/01/2010||01/01/2010|
|LCC & L&DAGF|
|LDAGF Letter About Rent Increases 09/11/2013||09/11/2013|
|Maps & Leaflets|
|BMAA Allotment Map 30/07/2017||30/07/2017|
|Japanese Knotweed Leaflet 27/07/2012||27/07/2012|
|Horsetail Leaflet 27/07/2012||27/07/2012|
|Himalayan Balsam Leaflet 25/07/2012||25/07/2012|
"A clever man commits no minor blunders."
"What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish."
"Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, they won't be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you'll have their shoes."