"My friends have just started a new band called “Duvet”. They’re a cover band."
"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat minor."
"A musician told me he was going to hit me with the neck of his guitar. I replied, “Is that a fret?"
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|Plan to grow all year 16/05/2011||16/05/2011|
|BMAA Insurance Certificate 2020 05/01/2020||05/01/2020|
|BMAA H&S Policy 2018 13/09/2018||13/09/2018|
|BMAA Emergency Action Plan 2018 13/09/2018||13/09/2018|
|BMAA Procedures 2018 14/08/2018||14/08/2018|
|BMAA Data Protection Policy V2 18/06/2018||18/06/2018|
|BMAA Constitution 08/04/2018||08/04/2018|
|BMAA Rules V3 29/10/2016||29/10/2016|
|BMAA Structure Rules 14/10/2014||14/10/2014|
|LCC Structure Rules 14/10/2014||14/10/2014|
"People ask me are you an optimist? And I say, I hope so."
"My mother made us eat all sorts of vitamins and supplements. One day I nearly choked on part of The Sunday Times."
"I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers."