"If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?"
"A cheap shot is a terrible thing to waste."
"They told me I was gullible...and I believed them."
Grow for Winter as well as Summer, see how they did it in the war years. Here is a example leaflet, please view or download the pdf.
"I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don’t listen, they don’t come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they’re home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat. "
"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher."
"Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once."
"A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are chasing after it as it does when you are in it."
"If winning isn’t everything why do they keep score?"