"I did a theatrical performance about puns, It was a play on words"
"They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type-O."
"I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me."
Grow for Winter as well as Summer, see how they did it in the war years. Here is a example leaflet, please view or download the pdf.
"Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving."
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
"Genius does what it must, talent does what it can, and you had best do what you're told."