"My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face."
"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. Well we shall see about that."
"The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up and said did you get my drift?"
These are some favourite recipes and those contributed by friends over the years. Hopefully they'll help you out and prove useful when you've a glut coming in from the plot. This is not the only resource you may have but it is a start…..
The idea of this page is that these are YOUR recipes and that you can share these with other allotmenteers who also share your passion for growing.
If you have any favourite recipes why not send them to us so we can add them to the collection. You can get in touch with us by using the Contact Us. page
Or you can get in touch with us by email send your recipes to email@example.com so we can add them to the site.
|Allotment Salad 02/10/2015||02/10/2015|
|Carrot and Coriander Soup 02/10/2015||02/10/2015|
|Garden Salad 02/10/2015||02/10/2015|
|Lentil and Bacon Soup 02/10/2015||02/10/2015|
|Roasted vegetable and chick pea salad 02/10/2015||02/10/2015|
|Spicy Tomato Soup 02/10/2015||02/10/2015|
|Courgette and Dolcelatte Soup 29/09/2015||29/09/2015|
|Blackberry Vodka 02/10/2015||02/10/2015|
|Sloe Gin 02/10/2015||02/10/2015|
|Cheese and Spinach Quiche 02/10/2015||02/10/2015|
|Meaty Vegan Chilli 02/10/2015||02/10/2015|
|Vegetable Bake 02/10/2015||02/10/2015|
|Mixed Greens Stir Fry 29/09/2015||29/09/2015|
|Courgette Cake 03/10/2015||03/10/2015|
|Rhubarb Cake 03/10/2015||03/10/2015|
|Strawberry Cake 03/10/2015||03/10/2015|
|Apple Cake 02/10/2015||02/10/2015|
|Pumpkin Muffins 02/10/2015||02/10/2015|
|No Bake Blackcurrant Swirl Cheesecake 02/10/2015||02/10/2015|
|Chocolate Courgette Cake 29/09/2015||29/09/2015|
|Lavender Biscuits 03/10/2015||03/10/2015|
|Jam Thumb Biscuits 02/10/2015||02/10/2015|
|Jams and Chutneys|
|Beetroot Chutney 03/10/2015||03/10/2015|
|Plum and Apple Chutney 03/10/2015||03/10/2015|
|Plum Jam 03/10/2015||03/10/2015|
|Uncooked Rhubarb Chutney 03/10/2015||03/10/2015|
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