"I needed a password eight characters long, so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."
"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what you start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already."
"Whoever said ‘nothing is impossible’ obviously hasn’t tried nailing jelly to a tree."
|BMAA Minutes April 2018 23/04/2018||23/04/2018|
|BMAA Minutes March 2018 26/03/2018||26/03/2018|
|BMAA Minutes February 2018 26/02/2018||26/02/2018|
|BMAA Minutes December 2017 10/12/2017||10/12/2017|
|BMAA Newsletter AGM and Apple Press Afternoon 2018 V1 24/08/2018||24/08/2018|
|BMAA Newsletter Annual Show 2018 V2 27/07/2018||27/07/2018|
|BMAA Newsletter Introducing Nature Watch 2018 V5 23/06/2018||23/06/2018|
|BMAA Newsletter Winter 2018 V5 16/02/2018||16/02/2018|
|BMAA Newsletter Summer 2017 V5 04/07/2017||04/07/2017|
|BMAA Newsletter Early Spring 2017 V3 24/03/2017||24/03/2017|
|BMAA Newsletter Autumn 2016 V7 24/11/2016||24/11/2016|
|BMAA Newsletter Spring March 2016 23/03/2016||23/03/2016|
|BMAA Newsletter Spring 2016 13/02/2016||13/02/2016|
|BMAA Newsletter Summer2 V3 2015 03/10/2015||03/10/2015|
|BMAA Newsletter Summer3 V3 2015 03/10/2015||03/10/2015|
|BMAA Newsletter Summer 2015 09/07/2015||09/07/2015|
|BMAA Data Protection Policy V2 04/07/2018||04/07/2018|
|BMAA Tenancy Agreement Form 17/07/2015||17/07/2015|
|BMAA Committee Nomination Form 15/07/2015||15/07/2015|
|BMAA Application Form 13/07/2015||13/07/2015|
"A clever man commits no minor blunders."
"What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish."
"Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, they won't be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you'll have their shoes."