"Don’t interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chances are, you’ll hear some crosswords."
"I’m a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable."
"I asked my French friend if she likes to play video games. She said, “Wii."
|BMAA newsletter Summer 2019 14/07/2019||14/07/2019|
|BMAA newsletter Spring 2019 25/03/2019||25/03/2019|
|BMAA newsletter Winter 2018 11/12/2018||11/12/2018|
|BMAA Data Protection Policy V2 04/07/2018||04/07/2018|
|BMAA Tenancy Agreement Form 17/07/2015||17/07/2015|
|BMAA Committee Nomination Form 15/07/2015||15/07/2015|
|BMAA Application Form 13/07/2015||13/07/2015|
|BMAA Helper Form 14/05/2015||14/05/2015|
|LCC Qualifying Benefits Form 14/05/2015||14/05/2015|
|BMAA Structure Application Form 14/10/2014||14/10/2014|
|BMAA Meeting Template 01/01/2010||01/01/2010|
|LCC & L&DAGF|
|LDAGF Letter About Rent Increases 09/11/2013||09/11/2013|
|Maps & Leaflets|
|BMAA Allotment Map 30/07/2017||30/07/2017|
|Japanese Knotweed Leaflet 27/07/2012||27/07/2012|
|Horsetail Leaflet 27/07/2012||27/07/2012|
|Himalayan Balsam Leaflet 25/07/2012||25/07/2012|
|BMAA modern leaflet 16/05/2011||16/05/2011|
|BMAA old leaflet PDF 16/05/2011||16/05/2011|
|Grow for winter 16/05/2011||16/05/2011|
|Plan to grow all year 16/05/2011||16/05/2011|
"Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!"
"What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? A hippo is really heavy, and a Zippo is a little lighter."
"You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?” — “I can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!"