"I needed a password eight characters long, so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."
"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what you start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already."
"Whoever said ‘nothing is impossible’ obviously hasn’t tried nailing jelly to a tree."
|BMAA AGM Agenda October 27th 2018 10/09/2018||10/09/2018|
|Proposed Changes To Constitution 2018 14/08/2018||14/08/2018|
|BMAA AGM Minutes 28 October 2017 v1 08/05/2018||08/05/2018|
|BMAA AGM Agenda October 28th 2017 01/10/2017||01/10/2017|
|BMAA AGM Agenda 29 October 2016 22/10/2016||22/10/2016|
|BMAA AGM Accounts 2014-16 22/10/2016||22/10/2016|
|BMAA AGM Minutes 29 October 2016 v5 22/10/2016||22/10/2016|
|BMAA AGM Agenda 2015 12/10/2015||12/10/2015|
|BMAA AGM Minutes 24 October 2015 12/10/2015||12/10/2015|
|BMAA Annual Show Schedule 01/07/2017||01/07/2017|
|BMAA General Hints and Tips For Showing 08/07/2015||08/07/2015|
|BMAA Tips for Showing Flowers 08/07/2015||08/07/2015|
|BMAA Tips for Showing Fruit 08/07/2015||08/07/2015|
|BMAA Tips for Showing Vegetables 08/07/2015||08/07/2015|
|Plot Judging Criteria 25/11/2011||25/11/2011|
|BMAA Minutes February 2019 08/03/2019||08/03/2019|
|BMAA Minutes December 2018 10/12/2018||10/12/2018|
|BMAA Minutes November 2018 16/11/2018||16/11/2018|
|BMAA Minutes October 2018 06/11/2018||06/11/2018|
|BMAA Minutes September 2018 11/09/2018||11/09/2018|
"A clever man commits no minor blunders."
"What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish."
"Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, they won't be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you'll have their shoes."